sweet indulgence

when I want to splurge
I consume an entire can

of corn

A lazy river is not a Lazy River

when it requires
protective gear.

Foot notes

I was walking and
talking on the phone
when the man interupted my conversation
to tell me

I had beautiful toes

I thanked him
and crossed the street
as quickly as possible.

He caught up with me and interupted again
to tell me
he really knew what he was talking about...

he had written several books about toes.

Tipping

The second and
I think
the third glass
were complimentary

A nice gesture
from the bartender
that made it a
very
wobbly afternoon