This is a test

This is only
a test

Spell Check

My mistake on Halloween
did not
cause a fire

Shelf Awareness

He needs a ledge
built
immediately

He desperately needs a place
to put his
pencil jar

He is 4

Fall

There was no end to the rain
so we walked
without umbrellas
or coats
or boots
and one of us
slipped

tree house

I did not hide
under a table
like I wanted

Busy Signal

I interrupt
a lot

Cat Call

He brought the mouse inside
and then lost interest

I was stranded

Flop

The hot glue
barely helped

AC ?

It is always
a gamble

Tupperware Party

There was absolutely
nothing festive
about the lunch I prepared

My Hero

Basement Bargain

Free furniture
is a lot less desirable
when it cannot fit through the door

CODE GREEN

We lost his blankee at the zoo
Security couldn't even help us

Swimmingly

Summer planning

already

Raising Cane

a night out and
the gray haired man leaned his walking stick
against the table

where I rested my cocktail

SWEET or NOTHING

all he
REALLY wants
is chocolate

A blue note

The show was
disappointing

Ticket to Paradise?

the fare
does not
seem fair

Snack Money

the drawer was filled with
bright
orange cheese curls

The Gambler

Wash more
or fold?

NEIGH

Yes, the man I was walking behind
told me I sounded like
a horse.

Fast Forward

For no good reason
I am attempting to
eat nothing today

JUST today