A blue note

The show was
disappointing

Ticket to Paradise?

the fare
does not
seem fair

Snack Money

the drawer was filled with
bright
orange cheese curls

The Gambler

Wash more
or fold?

NEIGH

Yes, the man I was walking behind
told me I sounded like
a horse.

Fast Forward

For no good reason
I am attempting to
eat nothing today

JUST today

A Big Fan

I no longer favor
90 degree days

Pocket change

I used to carry around
a frosty pink lipstick
a mirror
and some money

make up model

I drive now
I have no idea
what
I drive now

Some Jam

It was
almost impossible
to pry the door
closed

The Boxer

Packing is painful

Flushed

It was over 80 degrees today

finally

the sidewalks were packed
and the man in front of me
was carrying nothing
but
a toilet brush

bad news

there is still a bruise on my finger
from the door slamming shut
when I was trying to grab a paper

three weeks ago

Taxing

It is grey
and
still cold

but Spring

Popped

I sat through
the entire 2 hour 10 minute movie
without getting up once
to pee

A huge accomplishment
for my large belly

Pitched Fork

I packed lunch
but had nothing to eat it with

I even looked through my trash

Red Head

I pass by the woman
sitting at the front desk
every time
I go to the bathroom

Last week
she strategically placed
a holiday plant
to hide her face
completely

Healed

I spent about
$38
to fix the right boot

the left one
broke today

Black out

nobody wears
white
or yellow
winter coats

The fuzzy details

Oscar, the cat, went to sleep
forever

Zach has grown a beard
and my dad has a beard

it's already December and
I am beginning

to pull my hair out