Friday, March 17, 2006

Basket Case


My $10 wager
ignited a rush of excitement
for all the games that are
the buzz in the studio.

I lost already...

day 2
of the 14 day tournament.

Thursday, March 16, 2006

Over Drawn




There was no blank space
to note an appointment
for next week.

I had already
completely covered
the calendar page in
nervous and distracted
scribble.

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Hat’s Off



It was so windy
and the day
flew by.

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Well Prepared


I was early for my doctors appointment
and they were early too.

I wrote down all my questions ahead of time.
I asked one.

I arrived home
and it was still light out.

I cooked a meal
that would have been
delicious even without the butter
and heavy cream.

Friday, March 10, 2006

Out of Sorts




It is doubtful
the additional
laundry mountain
next to the hamper
will disappear
this weekend.

Thursday, March 09, 2006

Back Stabbing


I blame the woman
that optimistically
lifted my legs
over my head
without my consent
for the lack of
movement in my neck.

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Bar Back




All I want to do is
reach the bathroom
without anyone noticing
I'm not a patron
and yelling at me.

Why, why, why, why
is it so damn hard
to play it cool...
with a full bladder?

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Gun Point



It is apparently traumatic
to shoot an animal
with a water gun.

Being awakened at 3am
for three nights straight
for a light snack...

is traumatic.

Monday, March 06, 2006

Frumpy Monday



My hair is not clean
or combed

My jeans are way
past their prime

I may have slept in
the shirt I am wearing

and the sneakers make it
official...

Friday, March 03, 2006

Bread and Butter Work




My most satisfying accomplishment
today was independently consuming
an entire baguette.

Thursday, March 02, 2006

Re-tired



I am even more exhausted then
before I left for the relaxing retreat to the
planned community in Florida...

with lots of family.

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Pack it in




People I have not talked to in months
Projects that have been put on hold
Personal deadlines that seemed realistic

all surface

two days before a well planned vacation.

Monday, February 20, 2006

IN GOD WE TRUST


I immediately picture George Washington whenever GOD is mentioned.

I was 14 before the misunderstanding was corrected.

It was too late.

Friday, February 17, 2006

Weak end


The piles of paper
I planned to tame
this week
will have to wait
until Monday.

Thursday, February 16, 2006

Lucky Day



Lucky, the dog,
is a perfect animal.

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Night Cap



The last thing I need to do before I leave
is find the pens that go with all five lids...
and not one is even in sight.

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

From Dusk to Dawn



Yes, they call it a Hallmark Holiday...
but it is also an entire day
that I will not wash one dish.

Monday, February 13, 2006

Drifting



Snowy Mondays make it hard to focus on anything.

Friday, February 10, 2006

Shake Shake Shake




There is blizzard warning for tomorrow and Sunday.

I'm prepared to take complete advantage of this
snowed-in opportunity and get some bullshit done.

Thursday, February 09, 2006

Good Reception



Tonight, I am heading to a party to
celebrate a local radio station's new studio.

Hopefully snacks will be prevalent.

I love the radio...commercials and all.
I like to know if the world is on fire while I
am in my studio making business cards.