Wednesday, December 14, 2005

The Cover-Up

It was 15 degrees when we left this morning. I wore my frumpy brown winter coat.

I am often cold.
The coat is VERY warm.
I am short.
The coat is VERY long.

I hate to take the time to cover the toilet I squat. This morning, I peed all over the back of my jeans.

The coat covered the careless mistake until it dried.

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