Friday, January 27, 2006
Second hand information
As soon as anybody offers a compliment to something
I am wearing I immediately begin a lengthy story about
how the merchandise was discovered which ALWAYS
ends by me anxiously revealing the shockingly low sticker price:
Don't they look expensive, I got them used..and they were only $5!!!
Can you believe Payless carries shoes that look this good? $29!!!
I never shop and when I do I can't find anything I like.
I bought THREE pairs for just $6o!!!
After the price has been revealed I give detailed directions to the store, write the name down if I have a pen handy and offer a bunch of encouragement to go out and do the same.
It's time for me to learn how to just say,